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dirtyboy-captions: Slick transition on the color of the text to illustrate switching from one narrator to another. And it’s the same two colors and the same font because… they’re brothers?
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
makemedum: dumbandpretty: I used to think the best “off” switch for my brain was my cunt, but now I know better. Bimbos make the best faces during anal. I’d put so much plastic in your face that it might get stuck like that after I do this
dumbandpretty: I need to turn my brain off. Fortunately, I know of an off switch in the back of my throat. A dick-shaped lock. I love how you can clearly see where the breast tissue stops and where she becomes 100% implant.
I wish my brain had an “OFF” switch
kidnappingcouple: Thanks to having been my girl for so long, my wife would likely fend off and subdue a pretty attacker just like this.
yummyyaoibaradise: Breath of the Wild Link by Bludwing Celebrating The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild today! Get it now on Nintendo Switch or Wii U! Feel Free to like, follow and reblog for more!!!
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feministfuckdolltrainer: misogynystyle: Turn off that brain The mental off-switch for any cock-loving woman is just beyond the opening of her throat.
rapethatslut: barbiedollbimbo: dumbandpretty: I’m convinced there is an off-switch for my brain, and it exists in the form of a cock-shaped slot inside my ass. sounds rite to me Yip
dumbandpretty: I’m convinced there is an off-switch for my brain, and it exists in the form of a cock-shaped slot inside my ass.
I wish my brain had an on/off switch
brutalbastard31: abrokendolll: frothing at the mouth like a damn animal!!! If there was ever any doubt that the off switch for a cunts brain does exist. Can anyone guess its location?
What if i had 1 of these installed in mai tummy.. they can replace mai heso with it. Then i would be every man’s fantasy ja ne? A girl with an OFF switch.
Twintelle from the upcoming Switch game Arms, showing off her fine ass. I saw the direct through Etika’s livestream, so I got to see his reaction firsthand. It was hilarious. As for if I prefer Twintelle or MinMin, I’m down with both of them.
severeabuser: Bent over backwards with no way to relieve the strain on her back and shoulders, nipples clamped and tied off to the ceiling, covered in whip marks…and she’s still humping that metal bar. That pussy must have an “off” switch somewhere.
Switch her on…Switch her off…Good Girl Gracie.
artemispanthar:Sometimes if I’m talking to someone who I know also likes the thing and will talk about it, I try to wait a respectable amount of time during the conversation to bring up the topic I want to talk about, since I know immediately going
Kat & Kat Hypnotized: In this GIF set both Kats are hypnotized to think they are robots, and that they have an off-switch located on their forehead.
Hanging out with my bud Rocky. Working 12-16 hour days without a day off Thanksgiving makes you go crazy. Little Space brings me back…… I’m gonna go color
lesbiansorceress: Steven Universe #2 Publisher: Boom! Studios (W) Melanie Gillman (A) Katy Farina (CA) Missy Pena, Rian Sygh When the local business owners in Beach City start to feel the economic pinch during the tourist off-season, Mayor Dewey
20/100 clothespins pulled off my body. Thanks followers for helping me be a Tumblr whore. ♡.KT
kiinkytink: 20/100 clothespins pulled off my body. Thanks followers for helping me be a Tumblr whore. ♡.KT I was so cute♡Kt
Children go to sleep,your mother’s been working hard all weekdoing the dishesand breaking off switches.
Something that is really irritating me about workSo I came in on my day off and Norman came to give me some feedback. Now Norman was ASM and is currently acting SGM because we couldn’t get a store manager.Everything he said to me was true. It hurt
i don’t know what’s stopping me. i want to start over but i know i can’t. there’s no rewind button, only an off switch.
pinkmonkeystl: We had bad crab legs so we switched to lobster eggs benedict!
nakedwife54: Pretty sure that’s a light switch !? ~Jules ~
Leana Lovings is always adorable. She’s sparky and bright eyed and bubbly and cute!… until you hit her mental off switch and she just becomes a brainless dolly
https://youtu.be/IE5H9FsUT6YAmazing reactions from the ever impressive Liz Rainbow!CONTENTS 0:10 Liz Rainbow Returns! 1:48 Social Media 2:04 MilliSeconds from DISASTER! 2:21 Induction Take 2 3:50 Affectionate Catgirl 4:55 Mind Missing 6:25 “Like
on-off-switch: Nintendo GameCube Japanese box. Released on september 14, 2001. Exactly 13 years ago today. (via)
aspiring-protagonist: return-of-the-trinidude: balambwanderer: baeddelshinsgirl: mindfulwrath: ectoviolet: i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch,
on-off-switch: The original roster for Super Mario Kart. Released in 1992 for the Super Nintendo. (via)
ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure
catgirlaleistercrowley:cursmudgeon:prokopetz:The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn’t the content, it’s the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar
mychronicillnessblog: chronicreality: aninkyaffair: ifididntlaughiwouldcry: elyseeeeew: sizvideos: Discover Livia, the off switch for menstrual pain. Get more information here Omg I need this!!!!! Gimme This is just a compact TENS unit.You can
cnutface: kayla-bird: b1a4gasms: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY an off switch for babies has been invented and it is beyonce #incidentally what a hot dad
on-off-switch: The Legend of Zelda for Wii U - 2014 The Legend of Zelda official artwork - 1986. They are really staying true to the roots of the franchise this time. Magical.
fyeahbadrperpolarbear: I’m sorry, but sexuality doesn’t have an on-off switch you can flick depending on which situation is more convenient.
Off switch is where?
guitarsandcontrabandx: When she moans “don’t stop” you better hold on for dear life..the ride’s about to get bumpy One time I fingered this girl and she would not stop cumming and telling me to go faster/harder. Swear my arm almost fell off
sir-has-spiral-eyes: The Off-Switch.
fromthewaistdownwards: close the door, turn the light off, switch your mind off, make it right for me. Julia
witchtaunter:Party horse has no off switch.
Google Doesn't Want to Accidentally Make Skynet, So It's Creating an AI Off Switch
bixbiboom: freelancerkiwi: filipinawitch: dynastylnoire: s1uts: voodythevainglorious: eggnored: mychronicillnessblog: chronicreality: aninkyaffair: ifididntlaughiwouldcry: elyseeeeew: sizvideos: Discover Livia, the off switch for menstrual
i finally shut off most of what i could
wekartu: - Pretty, but get your damn booger hook off the bang switch
missquietobserver: wondernotwander: Photographer Nicolas Bruno Creates Stunning Images Based off of Nightmares. Nightmares plague more of my sleep than not these days. I suppose creativity doesn’t have an off switch, and though I’m grateful, I’m
unordinary-girl:i hate when people say “move on” like it’s really not that simple i can’t just shut off my feelings there is no off switch
unordinary-girl: i hate when people say “move on” like it’s really not that simple i can’t just shut off my feelings there is no off switch
Why not be a sweetie and come kiss my boots and lick the lipstick stains off like a good girl 😘
darkersideoflove: Do you like your new toy? Good! I forgot to mention, the off-switch is on the handle; just reach down to turn it off. Me? Oh, I’ll just sit here and watch you squirm. That’s your present to me. You’re welcome.
Fuck I’m doodling miku/luka “kokoro” … what would be the fastest way to cut my hand off
